HumanSkin Gloves
I want you to tell me/us what was the least pleasant experience with a drug you've ever had. One that would make you disrecommend it to anyone who showed an interest.
Anonymous

You’re asking the wrong person, I do not take drugs.

New artwork. Now, what do I do with these?

I have made a new Locust Toybox album. It is my 10th album. I have been making it since 2012. You can buy it for a FIVER (£5) if you want, or just listen to it for free. I think it’s the best one yet.
Locust Toybox - “Stringland” on Bandcamp

I have made a new Locust Toybox album. It is my 10th album. I have been making it since 2012. You can buy it for a FIVER (£5) if you want, or just listen to it for free. I think it’s the best one yet.

Locust Toybox - “Stringland” on Bandcamp

Because I know how frustrating it is trying to get people to listen to music that you have spent a long time making, I offer you all a deal: send me your music links from Soundcloud and I will listen to each and every one of them - I may even post a comment.

I have nearly finished my album. It features no cross-promotions with rappers or Bruno Mars, there will be no radio or MTV airplay, no adverts in railway stations or at the start of Youtube videos. I won’t be appearing on anything to promote it and I won’t be releasing any singles, this doesn’t however mean it is of any less value than music that is released and promoted on a label, but because of the overwhelming amount of music available out there I don’t expect to make money from this. I shall release it for free with the option to pay if you want. I will never stop making music, despite the lack of interest, despite it not being a career and despite being constantly told I should stick to making my animations. 

This track is called The Lizard Morgue.

Locust Toybox - Hurry Poison
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I make music. I use in in my cartoons and for the WallerFM podcasts. I also make music that is intended to be listened to, rather than just as a soundtrack in the background. Why not just take a listen and see where it takes you? I try to make every track different.

Family photo

Family photo

A quick Google search for “expensive luxury cats” brings up many many many varieties of this 9-gag style meme, but almost none of them acknowledge that it came from this episode of my cartoon “Drillbithead” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByUD1M7OX2A - I’m sure would have more than 45,000 hits if it were known.

A quick Google search for “expensive luxury cats” brings up many many many varieties of this 9-gag style meme, but almost none of them acknowledge that it came from this episode of my cartoon “Drillbithead” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByUD1M7OX2A - I’m sure would have more than 45,000 hits if it were known.

"Moken Zike" - This is a self portrait.

"Moken Zike" - This is a self portrait.

Salad Fingers Number Ten. Ten minutes long and if I waited about 8 months it would be ten years since the first episode. Watch it. 

Salad Fingers #10 - (almost done) Carefully selected images that shouldn’t give too much away.

Just here for the old ‘once-over’

Just here for the old ‘once-over’

Salad Fingers Halloween

Salad Fingers Halloween

Horace, the new episode is nearly ready.

Horace, the new episode is nearly ready.

Birthday
(coming soon)

Birthday

(coming soon)

Teaser.